Make fun of your baby for shitting itself
You approached it like it was heavy…. so it was.
—
Ed Coan (via chasethedreamnotthedollar)
I need someone to yell this at me every day
(via taygetsswole)
theres a difference between “my bf/gf wont let me” and “my bf/gf would be hurt if i did this so out of consideration for their feelings im going to choose not to”




